In Bed

fortune cookieDo you all know the little game to play with fortune cookies?  After the fortune, whatever it happens to be, you add the infamous words, “…in bed.”  Oddly, this seems to work with almost any fortune.

So I just opened a fortune cookie (sesame chicken…. mmmmm… I just love sesame chicken), and I really cracked up, because today’s fortune reads (this may be one of the best ones ever):

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing…

…in bed!!

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The canonical fool on the hill watching the sunset and the rotation of the planet and thinking what he imagines are large thoughts. View all posts by Wyrd Smythe

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