A question for a Monday:
And you know why you should never get hungry in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there.
(Also: Why cats in the desert are like Christmas? Because of the sandy claws.)
All seriousness aside, as many of you know, I named my dog Samantha in large part due to a childhood crush (my first really big one) on the bewitching Samantha Stephens. I’ll bet she made great sandwiches!
Wait… Sandwhiches? … Sandwitches? … Now I’m confused…
(For the record: Subway is the only “fast food” joint I’ve been in for well over a decade. Except for that time a year ago when I was seriously craving some fries from Micky D’s.)