I was catching up on last week’s shows (a word about that in a moment), and it happened again, twice. It’s gotten to the point of almost becoming another “countdown game.” How long will it be until I hear it again? It might also make a drinking game for people who don’t like to drink all that much, because — while very common — it usually only appears once per story. (Still, multiple sightings have been documented.)
Being common yet infrequent, it wouldn’t normally stand out at all, but it struck me as such an odd thing to say (even the first time I heard it), that I’ve noticed it ever since. I suppose my love of LEO stories brings it my way more frequently. The most common context where you’ll hear it is from a suspect or person of interest being interviewed by cops.
It’s the line, “You gotta believe me!”
Um,.. I do? Why?
Maybe it’s just me, but it would never occur to me to say such a thing, and that may be why this stands out so to me. That and how it’s a line you’ll hear (once) in just about every LEO story you watch.
You’ll also hear it in stories that involve someone who’s seen or experienced something (usually dire and foreboding, if not world-ending). They run around saying (or more typically yelling), “You gotta believe me!”
No, I don’t gotta nothing.
Give me reason to believe you, and I might. Give me evidence to believe you, and I probably will.
But insisting that I gotta believe you leaves me cold. Your fervent desire that I believe you isn’t compelling in any way.
“Please believe me!”
Now, that I could get behind. A plea makes sense. Begging makes sense.
But, “you gotta believe me,” just doesn’t make sense to me.
There’s no basis for the “gotta.” Why do I gotta? Because you’re yelling at me? Because you look like a nice guy?
[Actually, it’s usually more because the suspect is being interviewed too early in the story, and is too obvious, for it to actually be that person. Just once it would be fun to have a suspect say, “No, it can’t be me; it’s too early in the story. It’ll be the one you’re not suspecting. You’ll figure that out in the final act.” That’s almost become the standard formula in Castle, for example.]
Just look for the biggest guest star, especially if they appear just once early in the story (seriously? big name guest star with a walk on?? no…. they’ll be back).
And if it looks like that guest star is cleared of all possible wrong doing early on, it’s almost a dead certainty they’re the one.
[[And maybe it’s me having watched so many LEO stories, but it seems like they’re becoming a lot more transparent and predictable. Are the stories getting dumber, or am I just getting very good at reading where the story is going?]]
When the homeless guy with the doomsday sign comes up and insists you gotta believe him the world is ending, we just assume he’s a madman.
But somehow script writers feel this is a standard line of dialog for a sane (and usually ultimately correct) person.
“You gotta believe me, the script will eventually prove I’m innocent!” 😀
It’s just one of those things I don’t get (like Shark Week or the current love of Zombies, but that’s a future post). Is it perhaps along the same vector of thinking as with “tough guys” who think they can intimidate you into changing your mind about something? Threat may control my actions, but never my thinking. Neither does fervor.
So here’s a counting game for you to help alleviate the boredom of commercials: keep track of how often you hear the line, “You gotta believe me!” You might be surprised!
Speaking of counting games, when I was a field tech driving around Los Angeles, I had a counting game to deal with the boredom of sitting in traffic. It was simple. Watch for VW “bug” cars. Every time you see one, start counting from one. The goal was to be able to count to ten without seeing a bug.
I never won that game.
It was surprising how many VW bugs there were in early 1980s Los Angeles.
I owned one myself; it was my first car, a 1974 blue standard beetle.
(I loved that little bug! I’d wanted one since the first time I’d tried one.)
Incidentally, with regard to catching up on my weekly shows, nearly all of which are CBS shows: NCIS and its more violent Los Angeles sister (compare weekly body counts), CSI (on which I’ve been borderline the last few years), Elementary (my dear, delectable Watson), and The Good Wife.
On the one hand, thanks to CBS for adding The Mentalist and Person of Interest to their Comcast OnDemand lineup. I won’t watch commercial TV in real-time, only on OnDemand, and those shows were not available previously.
(I’ve been enjoying older episodes of The Mentalist on TNT, though.)
There are shows I would watch on ABC (new episodes of Castle, and I’m hearing an interesting buzz about Scandal). There were a few I did watch on NBC (The Office, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock), but most of them are gone, and I’m increasingly iffy on Parks & Rec.
Here’s the thing: ABC and NBC disable use of fast forward while watching OnDemand. Obviously they want you to watch the commercials. I’ve repeatedly spoken glowingly of CBS, because they don’t.
In fact, just before I sat down a few days ago to catch up on last week’s shows, I was thinking about how much I loved CBS because of that one fact.
That love of being able to watch my shows without having to mute and go elsewhere during commercials (because that’s what I do) was key in my loyalty to CBS shows.
And as I said, I talked them up frequently. I pay for cable, I pay for HD… and I can’t fast forward through parts of the show that bore me? What! The! Hell!
Guess what’s changed recently.
That’s right. Now CBS is doing the same thing, the bastards.
Gone is my good will, and I will be reconsidering how much I love those shows. NCIS, which is my favorite, I can just wait and buy the season DVD (because I will anyway).
Nice move, CBS, you just lost a fan and supporter.
I don’t watch your damn commercials anyway, so you’ve achieved nothing but loss. And guess how I’ll be talking about you in the future, you money-grubbing sons of sheep-rapers?
Consider this: now I make a point of looking away and ignoring the commercials. Before I at least saw them go by in FF. Don’t you think, having seen the same damn commercial hundreds of times, I know what they say?
Your incessant ads pushing your own shows are annoying, too.
Look: the shows I already watch, I watch and don’t need commercials for. The others I’ve decided I’ll never watch, so the commercials are annoying.
The first one is awful; I turned it off five minutes into the second episode I tried to watch. Terrible script and worse directing.
The Crazy Ones,… I’m sorry, as much as I love Robin Williams, the show is just sad. Again, an idiot show filled with idiot people.
What is this fascination with morons?
And The Millers? The promos alone tell me what a piece of shit that has to be. More Rons,.. yippee, just what we need.
But then, I will admit I’m a very hard sell when it comes to half-hour sitcoms. I’m the only geeky person I know who thinks Big Bang Theory is just another stupid sitcom.
I’ve tried to watch it, tried to like it,… but I just can’t.