November 14, 2019

99 Cans

By Wyrd Smythe

Put this under someone’s tree…

“You take one out and drink it down… 98 cans of beer in the case…”

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The canonical fool on the hill watching the sunset and the rotation of the planet and thinking what he imagines are large thoughts. View all posts by Wyrd Smythe

This entry was posted on Thursday, November 14th, 2019 at 10:37 pm and tagged with beer, funny images, humor and posted in Life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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9 responses to “99 Cans”

• Wyrd Smythe
  November 14th, 2019 at 10:39 pm

  That reminds me,… I’ve been meaning to try a PBR again. I haven’t had one since high school or early college, and my beer tastes have evolved a lot since then.

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  • Wyrd Smythe
    November 15th, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Doing the math… That’s 16.5 six-packs (4.125 24-packs). If you drank one per day, it would take you 14 weeks (plus one more day).

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• Alien Resort
  November 15th, 2019 at 5:45 am

  “Family Pack”–hey kids, look what Santa left.

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  • Wyrd Smythe
    November 15th, 2019 at 9:19 am

    I know, right? That “Family Pack” might be the funniest part!

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• SelfAwarePatterns
  November 15th, 2019 at 7:08 am

  I guess for the very serious beer drinker who happens to have a truck?

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  • Wyrd Smythe
    November 15th, 2019 at 9:19 am

    Right! Or a station wagon, maybe. 😮

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• J Ryan
  November 15th, 2019 at 8:49 am

  Mine please!

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  • Wyrd Smythe
    November 15th, 2019 at 9:20 am

    Okay, here ya go. “97 cans of beer in the case…”

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• Wyrd Smythe
  November 22nd, 2019 at 10:45 am

  Beer makers can be so cool: Turns out PBR didn’t invent the 99-pack, and the guys who did weren’t happy it was “borrowed”… But the story has a very happy ending!

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