So is there any legitimate food you absolutely cannot see being on a pizza? I don’t mean one you’d necessarily eat. I mean one that someone somewhere would eat? Is there anything, that if put on a pizza would result in everyone rejecting it?
Ideally, is there a combo that would make anyone a little queasy? I ask because I need a new go-to phrase for horrific food combinations. I’ve been using “onion root beer” for too long. (I always liked that one because root beer was my favorite soda as a kid.)
So what just doesn’t go on pizza? Ever. In any reality.
Before you try to answer you might want to Go Ogle around and see just what kinds of odd things people do put on pizza…
For the record: Italian Sausage, but also pepperoni, Canadian bacon, roast chicken, or even beef. I’ve had pulled pork pizza that was yummy. As I always say, I want my ‘za toppings to have had faces and parents. Nothing that grew in the dirt!
[On the other hand, I draw the line at anchovies, fish pizza in general, insects, spiders, and most definitely scorpions. But rattlesnake pizza would just be like chicken pizza.]
So, no mushrooms, no green peppers, no onions, and sure as hell no olives (ugh). I’ll accept some chopped tomatoes as being part of the sauce (but I’ve got my eye on you veggie types).
I’ll admit to the occasional Hawaiian pizza so long as the pineapple isn’t too juicy (fruit juice pizza… that’s a fairly ugly combo) or too thickly scattered.
So that’s it: What food just doesn’t belong on pizza! Ever. For anyone.