After watching more cable news than is actually mentally healthy, I’ve come to a number of conclusions, the most important of which is this.
If I ran for president (and why not, everyone else is), I would run on a single platform that ignores all other issues (such as ISIS, economic disparity, failing infrastructure, racial conflict, immigration, global warming, or even Zika).
My platform: No More TV Prescription Drug Ads!
How much would you bet I’d win by a landslide?
And while I’m on a rant, what the hell is up with that weird “Sleep” creature in that (typically tedious) prescription drug ad for a witch’s brew intended to foment sleep?
For one thing, it’s literally ass backwards!
If the beginning of a word is the “front” of the word, then clearly the front of this strange beast is its ass end.
When you nuzzle its apparent “face” (where the “eyes” are literally holes in its “head”), you’re getting cozy with the back end of the word (the place where it P’s 🙂 ).
And don’t even get me started on its friend, the “Wake” creature. That one is some weird mutant life form unlike any creature found in this solar system! (Can the two mate, or do they have to find matching words?)